the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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