It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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