Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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