My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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