You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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