Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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