You made me cry and you don't even care
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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