I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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