Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
