I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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