I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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