So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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