We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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