how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We were destined to go to rehab together
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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