I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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