You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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