Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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