this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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