i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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