Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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