god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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