Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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