you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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