he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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