Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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