with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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