It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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