are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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