After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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