I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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