I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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