yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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