ya dads aren't the best wingmen
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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