Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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