Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I still have a little drunk in my system
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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