Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Randomize