no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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