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(818): View more from California

he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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(802): View more from Vermont

and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

(1-802): View more from Vermont

not the response he usually gets im sure.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.

(605): View more from South Dakota

You live and learn.

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