1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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