North Korea, Best Korea!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do vagina's smell?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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