i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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