This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im holly from the hills drunk
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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