what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Randomize