My balls are so social today.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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