Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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