Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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