A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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