I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
