You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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