i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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