Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize