He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
one might say we're banned from that church
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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