does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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