Little spoons don't ask big questions
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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